MEMORABLE QUOTES

The following is a partial list of favorite quotes.
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No guarantees for accuracy.
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WARNING: Some material may be considered objectionable.  If in any way
squeamish, quit now.
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Test yourself. How many do you recognise?
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0  - 24%    move out of your parents' place
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25 - 49%    start ordering more jalapeno on your pizza
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50 - 74%    see a shrink (romantically, not professionally)
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75 - 100%   you need a vacation.  better still, move to Tahiti.


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What the hell are you staring at?!
                       - Duckman
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Gotta get some hot stuff
                       - Steve Allen quoting Donna Summer
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It aint the age, its the mileage
                       - Indiana Jones
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<P>Smooth! (cough)
                       - Ship's cook gulping bourbon, Forbidden Planet
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<P>              -Gort, The Day the Earth Stood Still
Is "       "noone ever pleased to see us? 
                       - Arthur Dent, Hitchhikers' guide
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<P>Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn

<P><P>Risk everything... except your hair
                       - Kelly leBrock, shampoo commercial
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Its a madhouse, a madhouse!
                       - Taylor, Planet of the Apes
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This stuff will make you a sexual Tyranosaurus Rex
                       - Blaine, Predator
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We're the top of the f---ing food chain
                       - head vampire, Blade
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You gotta find something inside yourself thats yours and noone else's
                       - Skip, Major League II
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Everyone's got nuclear weapons and noone's got the balls to use them
                       - bad guy, Inner Space

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If they fire one, I'll fire one <P>                    - captain of Bedford, Bedford incident
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Fire One!
                    - spooked First Officer, Bedford incident
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Behind that gun he's a fine human being
                       - one soldier describing another, Full Metal Jacket
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Be still my beating heart... its not healthy to run at this pace
                       - Sting

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Yeah, I'd die for you
                       - Brian Adams, Robin Hood Theme

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Im a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride
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That makes you larger than life
                       - Backstreet Boys
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<P>The coffee was as cold and bitter as a woman done wrong
                       - Brownshoe, Tenspeed & Brownshoe
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You make it sound like a chore
<P>                       - Sideshow Bob at the prospect of pumacing
                     Selma's corns
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You've got to know how to lie, you're psychologically naked
without it.
                       - Lister, Red Dwarf
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<P>Truth?  You can't handle the truth!
<P>                    - Sideshow Bob (or was it Jack Nicholson?)
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Tell Me lies, tell me sweet little lies
                        - Stevie Nicks        
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<P>Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat
                       - Bullwinkle